Spooky Songs
Addam's Family Theme Song
As heard in the Addam's Family cartoon
They're creepy and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They're all together ooky--
The Addam's Family!
Their house is a museum,
Where people come to see 'em,
They really are a scream--
The Addam's Family!
(Neat... sweet... petite)
So get a witch's shawl on,
A broomstick you can crawl on,
We're gonna pay a call on
The Addam's Family!
They're creepy and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They're all together ooky--
The Addam's Family!
CatDog's Trick or Treat Song
from Nickelodeon's "CatDog" episode, "CatDogula"
Trick or treat,
Smell my pits,
Feed me chocolate, give me zits!
Wreck my teeth,
Make me sick,
Make me hurl a Halloween brick!
Comb the country, scour the town!
Find all candy, wolf it down!
Every morsel, every crumb,
Eat it 'til your mouth is numb!
Trick or treat,
Smell my butt! (Eww!)
Shovel sugar into my gut!
Give me the candy motherload!
Feed me junk 'til I explode!
Just Call Smarmy
As featured on the Disneyland / Vista Records and Tapes presentation of "The Songs From The Wizard of Oz." It was originally released in 1969 by Buena Vista Distribution Co., Inc. on a record, which told a musical story about the Cowardly Lion. The songs themselves were later released by The Walt Disney Company on audio cassette in 1985. Smarmy is a witch, and the villain of the original record. This song is sung by her. The zeroes in her "phone number" are said as the letter "O," slowly. And yes, she says six "O's," not seven. Enjoy!
If there's someone you would wish
Turned into a frog or fish,
Go no further, that's my dish!
Just call Smarmy...
If you want to frighten tots,
Make them scream in wholesale lots
Or break out in purple spots,
Just call Smarmy...
As a girl in school
I got an "A" in witchcraft
Soon became a member of
The witches' lodge
And witchcraft has turned out
To be a rich craft
I've always got two new brooms in my garage!
Smarmy: *cackles*
If you want to buy a curse
An evil spell, or something worse
I deliver in my purse -
Just call Smar-har-my!
Just call Smarmy...
If you want to buy a curse
An evil spell, or something worse
I deliver in my purse -
And just call Smar-har-my!
Smarmy (spoken): Terms can be arranged...!
Wario Ware Touched! : Ashley's Theme Song
Lyrics in italics are sung by Ashley. The rest is sung by the chorus.
Who's the girl next door
Living in the haunted mansion?
You'd better learn my name, 'cause I am
Ashley!
She knows the darkest spells
And she brews the meanest potions.
You might be the ingredient I seek.
Don't let yourself be fooled
By her innocent demeanor.
You should be afraid of the great
Ashley!
She doesn't play with dolls and
She never combs her hair.
Who has time for girly things like that?
Eye of newt
I cast a hex on you.
Grandma's wig
This will make you big.
Kitten spit
Soon, your pants won't fit.
Ashley (spoken): Pantalones giganticus!
Oh no, not again...
She can rule the world
And still finish all her homework.
Everyone knows that I'm the greatest:
Ashley!
You'd better watch your step,
Or she'll cast a spell on you.
I turned my teacher into a spoon.
Who's the girl next door
Living in the haunted mansion?
You'd better learn my name 'cause I am
Ashley!
Just remember this
When you see her on the street:
I'm the coolest girl you'll ever meet.